Broken link?

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Yeah, a broken link.

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Looks like a ghost.

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It's obviously Gloop, or maybe one of the later variations of the Shmoo...

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It's wonderful that the product description uses the word "respectfully."

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It's only disrespect when it involves the left nut.

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hang them out your shorts!

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Also purchased: Gold-plated 8" Big Balls

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Cannot stop laughing.

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Why am I moving to your country?

That's right, when it does something wrong it's YOUR country.

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Listen lady, dual citizenship means that you get the best of both worlds. (Just like Hanna Montana)

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Yeah baby, I support our troops. I got wunna them yeller ribbons tied 'round my ballsack, wanna see?

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I want to move to Canada. Now more than ever.

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Trucknutz would never happen there. Canadians are too polite.

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What part of this is respectful, exactly? Or tasteful, for that matter?

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What part of this needs to be? What's tasteful about a truck with nuts?

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oh sweet jesus.

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if Jesus had a truck he'd totally have these... at least that's what anyone who owns these things probably thinks.

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100% AMERICAN ATTITUDE √

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I QUIT THE PLANET.

fuseji didn't even bother counting to one.

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....I can't believe this exists!

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I can't believe there's demand for it.

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Perhaps people who look at a truck and thing "that poor thing's missing its nuts" need to grow up.

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Please folks. Spay and neuter your pickup trucks. You'll be glad you did.

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You can also add lipstick to your 14" monster nutz, if you so desire. It's "controversial and decadent".

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is that for real?

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Will someone please start slapping pink triangle stickers on all these trucks? I would but I haven't seen any around here. I think they're afraid of our lesbians.

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I may find your truck nuts distasteful and indicative of your tiny tiny penis, but I will defend your right to slap them on your vehicle!

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As a country, we've gone from "This Guitar Kills Fascists" to "These Plastic Truck-Testicles Might Offend Terrorists, Maybe, If They Saw Them, But They Won't Because I Live In Milwaukee And Also Support The Troops USA USA USA"

What I'm saying is, I think we may have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

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hey man as long as you're killin the bad guys i don't care whether you use a guitar or fake testicles

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If anyone ever asks me, "Hey man, why is it exactly than you don't like the US?" I will show them this.

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PS:

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Ow my eyes. ):

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I have seen these. Hooooray virginia.

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oh fuck... see now this is exactly what's wrong with America today...

mind if i add this to memories so i can look at this whenever i need to feel angry?

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You can tell it's a classy and respectful company - they have little strippers to go on your antenna, and ballsacks for earrings too!

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I wanna wear 'em on my forehead.

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I wanna wear them on my chin, like Peter Griffin.

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This makes me feel sad. The fact that I can stretch my imagination to picture people actually buying this product makes me even more sad. There is nothing happy about this at all.

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