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The Unicorn Fancier [Mar. 31st, 2008|11:55 am]
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On the front door of the office we have a little plaster Unicorn crest and when I went out earlier there was an older lady standing there staring at it. I said "hi" and she said "now that's a good unicorn."

Then I walked on down the hall and she called out from behind me "excuse me, are you a unicorn fancier?"

Now I've been called a lot of things in my life, like "jerk butt" and "monster" and "rug bumper" but I ain't never been even close to being called a Unicorn Fancier.

"Yes ma'am," I replied. "I've been known to fancy a unicorn or two."
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[User Picture]From: [info]attilatehbun
2008-03-31 04:25 pm (UTC)

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...That really shouldn't sound as dirty as it does.
[User Picture]From: [info]ambug666
2008-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)

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Take her to Candy Mountain
[User Picture]From: [info]matisanerd
2008-04-02 03:54 pm (UTC)

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CHARRRRLLIIIEEEEEE
[User Picture]From: [info]tnjade
2008-03-31 04:27 pm (UTC)

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Gratuitous Icon Post
[User Picture]From: [info]autumnwinds
2008-03-31 06:10 pm (UTC)

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Me too.
[User Picture]From: [info]cookie_mccool
2008-03-31 06:29 pm (UTC)

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Man, that movie scared the SHIT out of me when I was a kid. Why are children's cartoon movies so terrifying? After Watership Down, I was afraid there were murderous rabbits hiding in my dresser disguised as socks for months.
[User Picture]From: [info]bikerwalla
2008-03-31 04:58 pm (UTC)

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I brake for unicorns.
[User Picture]From: [info]breeamal
2008-03-31 05:16 pm (UTC)

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You need to make friends with this old lady.
[User Picture]From: [info]redknot
2008-03-31 05:51 pm (UTC)

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Haha! Oh, wonderful. I didn't know this was a thing. I tried to google the phrase but this livejournal was the top hit. Maybe they're an underground society. I hope they have a handshake!
[User Picture]From: [info]luckimunki
2008-03-31 05:58 pm (UTC)

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Your life is like a strange and wonderful book.
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2008-04-01 12:00 am (UTC)

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My life is like a book that Neal Stephenson came up with when he was drunk but couldn't remember the next day.
[User Picture]From: [info]gordonmcalpin
2008-03-31 06:02 pm (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]backtogray
2008-03-31 06:19 pm (UTC)

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amazing cant even begin to describe that moment. I am envious.
[User Picture]From: [info]deadbodydisco
2008-03-31 08:05 pm (UTC)

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Unfortunately I'm only a Unicorn Ordinarier.
[User Picture]From: [info]drhastings
2008-03-31 08:24 pm (UTC)

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Ahahahahahaa

Oh bless this world.
[User Picture]From: [info]paul_le_fou
2008-03-31 09:11 pm (UTC)

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It sounds wonderful on the surface, but she probably just thinks you're a gay now and will start a grassroots organization to run the gays out of town.
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2008-03-31 09:16 pm (UTC)

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Yeah you're a lot more likely to get run out of this place for being too straight.
[User Picture]From: [info]horsedreamer
2008-03-31 09:41 pm (UTC)

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Unicorns are pretty fancy.
[User Picture]From: [info]horsedreamer
2008-03-31 09:46 pm (UTC)

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Plus you have Jewel in your journal title, which makes you pretty cool in my eyes.
[User Picture]From: [info]whirringblender
2008-04-01 10:05 pm (UTC)

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That story makes me so very happy.