"Dunglogged"

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I like that. Got a nice ring to it.

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"touching cloth"

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prarie doggin'? courtesy of rat race.

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Isn't kinda a verb though? I want adjectives!

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That's for when it's so bad the poo is trying to wrestle its way out, hence the "in and out" visual. D:

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turtleheadin'?

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The closest word I found: Tenesmus - "...the constant feeling of the need to empty the bowel, accompanied by pain, cramping, and involuntary straining efforts." Not quite.

Also the phrasing doesn't really match "hungry," but there are a great many situations where one could say "Oh hey my gastrocolic reflex!" and get the message across.


I may also be verbally inadequate, but at least I learned two things.

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Here are words we've used:
pottyrific
poopish
poo-filled
buttlogged
becoloned
poopled
fecalicious


Though I much prefer the veritable gold mine of poo metaphors:

dropping the kids off at the pool
making a deposit (at the first national bank of poo)
baking brownies
dispensing softserve
climbing mount poopmore
grunting out some logs
playing ring around the poo bowl

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buttlogged it is.

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I've always preferred "evicting the basement tenants (what a pain in the ass)."

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I was thinking "that backwards plane really looks like a flying chicken"

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Your timing is impeccable. I was sitting around wondering how I was going to frivolously spend a serious chunk of my income tax rebate. It's been burning a hole in my pocket.

And then all of a sudden: BAM Topatoco.

Delightful :B

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And we thank you tremendously.

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Crowning.

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Unicorn fancier!

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Bepoopled.

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Seriously? Nobody's said "dungry" yet?

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Hah!
Dungry.
That's my favorite one so far.

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YOU WIN INTERNET.

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I have no answer for you but I do have another question.
What is more the opposite of "needing to make a poo": Hungry or Nauseous?

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I don't have a needing-to-poo word for you (personally I'm voting for 'dungry' even though it kind of sounds like you're hungry for dung) but I do have a poo-related addition to your vocabulary. You know when you poo and then look and there's nothing there because it went straight down the pipe and you sort of say to yourself 'Did I just poo? I swear I did...but...where, what, where is it??'?

It's called a 'poodini'. Yes that's right, poodini.

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I've heard it also referred as a ghost poo. Poodini is much cuter, though!

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... well at least one: "skitnödig". Kind of translates to "shit-needy".

Thought you might like to know.

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How about Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, (its always a flush at halftime)

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