Nice! That's really great.

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Fantastic, especially the comment down the bottom.

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Yeah. That comment is the icing of genius on the mixed metaphor that is this sentence.

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Awesome.

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I laughed so hard, I peed in someone else's pants.

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IAOTP.

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Mr. Rowland, you have very strange dreams, I think. It must be an amazing odyssey to go to sleep.

Terrific, by the way.

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"Today, on a very special episode of Win Ben Stein's Money..."

(Apologies to Clone High.)

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pure, unadulterated, immutable genius. your dreams are powerful, lucid, awesome, and topical.

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Full disclosure: in the dream it was Chuck Norris.

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i also like that the office assistant ben stein had a dog/horse/furry-quadruped-with-a-tail body

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Ya'all shrunk!

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Definitely one of your best OCs.

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So did you end up seeing the movie?

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As a person who has lost many ideas after failing to remember them the next morning, I have to say that your recall skills are almost as impressive as this comic (and that is pretty freaking impressive).

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i'm not even certain i know who ben stein is. this is what i get for not watching television for the last 20 years.

nevertheless, the ben stein office assistant's help options are pretty hilarious.

hot tip: pay less attention to the news & pop culture for more happiness... ignorance is bliss.

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You win, sir!

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It is on Pharyngula-- have your servers died from the overload, yet?

I suck at remembering dreams unless I write them down, but when I leave over to start writing in my journal, it gets my brain working enough such that I have difficulty falling asleep again. THEN, after a few weeks of writing in the journal, I start dreaming about writing in the dream journal. So, thinking that I've already written the dream down, I do not will myself to wake up, and the dream goes forgotten.

Damnit, that must sound pretty fucked up.

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Brilliant! BRILLIANT!

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Wow. I wonder if Ben went to my high school. Well to do Washington folk often dump their kids in some West Virginia backwater as a punishment or for protection.

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If anything good will come out of this, it's that no one with half a brain will take Ben Stein seriously ever again. Unfortunately, people who aren't taken seriously get decidedly more media coverage than intelligent people who have intelligent things to say.
Also, animals with people heads are my phobia

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Jeepers. Between this and the Panic Attack t-shirt..... No words. I salute you, sir.

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Unfortunately only 3 people pre-ordered the panic attacks shirt in the first five days so I'll have to do refunds/credits. Watch your email and sorry about that.

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I *totally* blame Ben Stein. :-)

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Dang it! I was really counting on that shirt! Other people suck for not ordering it.

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Not arguing the sentiment, but for the sake of accuracy, it shouldn't be bibles. Mr. Stein is Jewish.

the torah maybe?

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Nevermind, I feel like the guys writing Gary Larson to tell him that the male mosquito doesn't bite people.

Right, like they wear clothes, talk, etc. It's a comic, shut up Kevin.

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