I don't really see Obama turning evil. Maybe chaotic neutral, but evil.

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Everyone whose last name rhymes with yours is your sibling.

Didn't you KNOW this?!

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Hmm... but but but... but...

Osama is his first name :(

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In fairness, everything becomes awesome in slow motion with that song.

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Amen. He doesn't have to turn evil to be a badass.

I say, if he wins, "Battle" replaces "Hail to the Chief" for 4-8 years. Even Sam Jackson will have to admit he's the baddest motherfucker in the room.

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The picture of Obama is mad awesome, and the obama/osama thing is ridiculously retarded

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How about "You can't spell 'Hitler' without 'McCain'"? Sure, it doesn't make sense, but I don't see how that's been a criteria so far...

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erm that was me.

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oh sure it was. You know who I bet it really was? Hitler.

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You would know, since you're HITLER.

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God damn it, these people can vote. That hurts.

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Even monkeys know how to pull a lever to get a treat.

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Oh, man! I wish you got a treat when you voted!

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Only if your guy/girl wins.

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I treasure the sticker I get every time I vote.

It's not as good as a cookie, but unlike a cookie I can put that sticker on, say, my computer, and it won't get crumbs all over the place (or get gross with cat hair).

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buh-buh-buh-badass.

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One time I had a dream that a coworker named "Bob" was actually the brother of Robert Smith (from The Cure). I asked them how it was possible, and they explained it's because they're both "Bob".

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DOOD! If you rearrange the letters in Santa, you get SATAN! And they both wear RED!

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When Barack Obama becomes president and if he turns evil, it's gonna be so cool. Obama will walk to the stage flanked by some humongous dudes in bow ties, rip off his breakaway suit, reveal his traditional Muslim Garb, smile, and say "it's 3am, bitches."

LOL!!!

fuck yeah :p

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YEAH!!!

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"Current Music: Battle Without Honor or Humanity"

Woohoo, must be election season!

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I'm thinking more Ocean's 11. The original.

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I keep imagining it with the music from Reservoir Dogs, because I have never seen Kill Bill. It still works, though.

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I was just about to say "Little Green Bag." What is it about Quentin Tarantino and groups of people in suits walking in slow-motion to catchy music?

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Man, I don't know if America is ready for a skinny President.

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You know one really stupid reason I'd like Obama to be Prez? When we talk to our Euro-snob friends next year, and they go on with the, "Oh, you people in the United States are so blah blah blah," and we can say, "Uh-huh. But, OUR president is cooler then YOUR president." And they would have to go, "Um, er..." and excuse themselves to go get more cheese.

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Oh, Jeffrey, don't you see?
He's saying we are ALL brothers in the eyes of the Lord.

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