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Mush [May. 1st, 2008|03:06 pm]
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I am about to go running with Jeph Jacques so if you're in Easthampton at 3:30 in the afternoon sucking down Jim Beam behind the wheel of an extended cab Ford F-150 and you see a big dude with tattoos and all kinds of metal shit stuck in his face and a short, unshaven kinda chubby guy with crazy hair would you mind swerving away from us right before you pass out? Thanks.

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Why do I and just about everybody in the free world have some doubts about the DC Madam's suicide? Maybe because studies have shown that rich, powerful men in are complete bastards that will do anything to protect their "dignity?" I heard several interviews with that lady and personally I thought she was a really interesting, intelligent person -- not that has ever made someone less likely to suicide but... hm.
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[User Picture]From: [info]calamityjake
2008-05-01 07:11 pm (UTC)

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Didja see her quote about another woman who got busted for prostitution, then killed herself? It was something like "I guess I've got something in me that she didn't have." Bum bum bummmmmm.
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2008-05-01 07:17 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, a university professor turned escort. As they say in law school "this shit is wack."

Hi Jake!
[User Picture]From: [info]rstevens
2008-05-01 07:22 pm (UTC)

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http://www.infowars.com/media/230707palfrey.mp3

"Listen to DC Madam say that she was not planning to commit suicide and if found dead it would have been murder. [politics] (infowars.com)"

Hmm.
[User Picture]From: [info]dorkboat
2008-05-01 10:33 pm (UTC)

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It's time to go a journalisming!

Wade Zarosinski-
Meat gun set to lobotomize!
[User Picture]From: [info]potionsmistress
2008-05-01 07:34 pm (UTC)

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I cannot be the only one who sees a new episode of Law and Order being ripped from this particular headline.
[User Picture]From: [info]suicidalgrace
2008-05-01 07:44 pm (UTC)

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Time to break out the tinfoil hats?
[User Picture]From: [info]jqsilver
2008-05-01 08:01 pm (UTC)

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"you see a big dude with tattoos and all kinds of metal shit stuck in his face and a short, unshaven kinda chubby guy with crazy hair"

I looked for you at ROFLcon, but I suspect you were wearing a shirt so I never found you.
[User Picture]From: [info]navysealchick
2008-05-01 08:12 pm (UTC)

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Wait a sec, you described my truck to a T........I've NEVER tried to run you down...that you know of...
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2008-05-01 11:33 pm (UTC)

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Oh that wacky subconscious!
[User Picture]From: [info]tolchocky
2008-05-02 12:14 am (UTC)

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I don't know about intelligence per se, but I remember seeing something that said the higher-level a degree you have, the more likely you are to commit suicide. Highest suicide rate: dentists.
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2008-05-02 12:32 am (UTC)

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Those are probably also well-hid murders.
[User Picture]From: [info]pupdog311
2008-05-02 02:25 am (UTC)

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Dr. Orin Scrivello, DDS, for instance
[User Picture]From: [info]misplacemyheart
2008-05-02 02:11 am (UTC)

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Either she was secretly murdered or driven to suicide by the ridiculous debacle of the trial. Either way, it is unnecessary and tragic and horrible. And either way the people responsible are not going to be brought to justice, which makes it even worse.
[User Picture]From: [info]forddent
2008-05-02 03:16 am (UTC)

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This suicide seems mighty suspicious--not that anyone's gonna look into it, of course. Certainly the police will probably find nothing wrong with it.

Jesus. I am terrified of the government.
[User Picture]From: [info]djkim
2008-05-02 08:20 am (UTC)

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Well, as the proprietor of a "high-end escort service", she undoubtedly has records showing details about which rich &&|| powerful people rented the services of a "high-end escort".

Of course, escort services are simply reliable and professional providers of companions for respectable functions and conversation.
[User Picture]From: [info]forddent
2008-05-02 03:05 pm (UTC)

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Well of course, that's true. Escorts never fuck the clients. It's against regulations.
[User Picture]From: [info]scabrendan
2008-05-05 05:17 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, I had the same thought about the DC Madam. But I always leap to the conspiracy theory as a possibility.
[User Picture]From: [info]scabrendan
2008-05-05 05:22 pm (UTC)

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Ah, also, any chance, since you have a billion more LJ friends than I do, you could take a look at my Zuda entry, and if you like it like I like Overcompensating, maybe post something about it here? I hate to sound like a spammer, but every view, vote and comment helps me.

Thanks. If not, I understand.