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Dream Posts Are Stupid But Not This One [Apr. 23rd, 2006|02:18 pm]
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[Current Location |Easthampton MA]
[mood | Completely Weirded Out]
[music |Raindrops]

So early this morning I had a dream where at first I thought I was having an Out Of Body Experience (OBE). I was sittin there looking at myself sitting on the couch writing.

After a brief conversation with myself, I started making out with myself. It was weird because I could feel both sides of the makeout; I could feel myself making out and also being made out with. Suffice it to say things got kind of hot and heavy. This can mean one of only three things.

1) I am incredibly narcissistic.
2) I am sort of gay.
3) I am going to be the only person I am intimate with for the foreseeable future.
D) All of the above.

Anyway now I sort of feel awkward with myself, like the day after you made out with a good friend and kind of regret it. Except it is me.
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[User Picture]From: [info]weds
2006-04-23 06:44 pm (UTC)

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Alternatively, you're the Star Goddess and you just created the universe.
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2006-04-23 07:13 pm (UTC)

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Man I didn't even think about that...
[User Picture]From: [info]synapsecollapse
2006-04-23 06:46 pm (UTC)

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im going to go with d.

sorry your dreams are not nice to you - mine aren't eihter.
[User Picture]From: [info]shadowofsummer
2006-04-23 06:46 pm (UTC)

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What was the conversation with yourself about?
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2006-04-23 07:14 pm (UTC)

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I don't know you well enough to discuss that.
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[User Picture]From: [info]ameinias
2006-04-23 06:53 pm (UTC)

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hah hah. i had that sort of dream a few years ago. I don't find myself very attractive and woke up feeling all coyote uglied. :D
[User Picture]From: [info]gdh
2006-04-23 07:11 pm (UTC)

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dreamcest.
From: [info]oboreruhito
2006-04-23 09:11 pm (UTC)

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SEGA!
[User Picture]From: [info]finkenstein
2006-04-23 07:19 pm (UTC)

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excellent! I am going to make it a point to try and have this dream. Funnily enough, the topic of late with everyone I talk to seems to be "if you could time travel, would you go back and make out with yourself?" The awnser is so obviously yes.
[User Picture]From: [info]whatsupdog
2006-04-23 07:41 pm (UTC)

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There's actually a book where a character does almost exactly that...except with a little more sexuality going on. He justifies it as masturbation.
[User Picture]From: [info]chebbs
2006-04-23 07:23 pm (UTC)

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i guess it's only narcissistic if you enjoyed it, it'd be weirder if you secretly hated yourself and were all full of self-loathing and you STILL dreamed about getting hot n heavy with your bad self...
man this is just raising further questions...
[User Picture]From: [info]krakkagar
2006-04-23 07:23 pm (UTC)

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That is incredibly awesome.
[User Picture]From: [info]citizen_sniiips
2006-04-23 07:26 pm (UTC)

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I don't know if this post should be described as HOT, HOTT, or HAWT.
[User Picture]From: [info]imthedarkcyde
2006-04-23 07:48 pm (UTC)

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"2) I am sort of gay."

metro?
[User Picture]From: [info]hyalin
2006-04-23 08:41 pm (UTC)

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Psh, count yourself lucky. I still remember the dream where I had sex with a girl and she got pregnant.
[User Picture]From: [info]_twilight_
2006-04-23 09:07 pm (UTC)

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When you walk past the mirror, do you find that you wave, cough, and say stuff like, "Hey man, whassup brah?"
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2006-04-23 10:02 pm (UTC)

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Basically I just kind of give myself a sly grin and blush.
[User Picture]From: [info]divideby0
2006-04-23 09:32 pm (UTC)

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Having gone through a fair amount of material relating OBEs, that's the first time I've ever heard that even suggested. Points for originality.
[User Picture]From: [info]zebe
2006-04-23 09:33 pm (UTC)

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I'm not sure what's more awesome, your reaction to the dream or the fact that you posted it. Rock on.

I think it takes more than #3 to have a dream like this or there'd be a post like yours on LJ every day, so you're gonna have to cop to some #1 or #2 to explain it. Like a college exam I'm just gonna circle All of the above and hope for the best.
[User Picture]From: [info]thequick
2006-04-23 09:39 pm (UTC)

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Wait, doesn't LJ use kind of imply a little bit of #1, and aren't most folks guilty of some #2? There must be another option!

Also, I used to think I wanted that dream, but thinking about it now, I am kind of happy that I've never had it.
From: [info]terran_nomad
2006-04-23 09:42 pm (UTC)

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Now everytime you walk past a mirror and catch a glimpse of yourself you will just feel dirty.

Or this is your spiritual intuition trying to awaken your mind from the illusion of self-perception and ego. You weren't making out with yourself because you are obsessed with yourself but because you realize on a subconscience level that you are not even real except for being a fleshy manisfestation on this planet.
From: [info]oboreruhito
2006-04-23 09:52 pm (UTC)

The real question is

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are you a good kisser?
[User Picture]From: [info]hey_friend
2006-04-23 10:10 pm (UTC)

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Hmm... after some extensive research (okay, a 2 second google search), I have this information for you from dreammoods.com ;

Homosexual
To dream that you are homosexual (but you are not in your waking life), represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion.
Sex
To dream about sex, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex. It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.

Interpret it as you will. Also, since you did not give details in just how hot and heavy it got -

Anal Sex
To dream about anal sex represents submission. You may be afraid to yield to the wants and desires of others.
[User Picture]From: [info]labyrinthyne
2006-04-28 10:01 pm (UTC)

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Anal Sex
To dream about anal sex represents submission. You may be afraid to yield to the wants and desires of others.


that's not a very generalizable analysis - say that he wasn't doing himself, just some other person, in the butt? how would that represent submission?
[User Picture]From: [info]hopelarson
2006-04-23 10:56 pm (UTC)

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Jeff, you are my hero.
[User Picture]From: [info]gfish
2006-04-23 10:58 pm (UTC)

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It may be awkward now, but I bet you end up sleeping with yourself tonight.
[User Picture]From: [info]fearsheep
2006-04-24 01:13 am (UTC)

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hahaha
[User Picture]From: [info]anorexicwalrus
2006-04-23 11:04 pm (UTC)

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That is extremely uncomfortable, and I feel that as your little sister, I shouldn't have read that. I dunno why.
[User Picture]From: [info]redshrike
2006-04-23 11:25 pm (UTC)

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wow, it's like you and schaffer the darklord < a href="http://www.schafferthedarklord.com/av/Attack_of_the_Clonefucker.mp3">have become one</a>. this is a beautiful thing.
[User Picture]From: [info]nasnan
2006-04-24 12:17 am (UTC)

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the solution is to buy yourself something nice to smooth things over with yourself.
[User Picture]From: [info]my_kateling
2006-04-24 01:40 am (UTC)

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In Time Traveler's Wife the protagonist, who time travels uncontrollably to random places in his lifetime, ends up having sex with himself numerous times when he time travels to himself a month or so in the past/future. He calls it masturbation.
[User Picture]From: [info]spiraloflife
2006-04-27 03:41 am (UTC)

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That sounds a lot like Slaughterhouse-Five.
From: [info]soft_ascent
2006-04-24 02:58 am (UTC)

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That's hot. I would totally make out with myself given the chance.
[User Picture]From: [info]dishliquid
2006-04-24 05:34 am (UTC)

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I've heard that when you dream you're having sex with some one, it's your subconciousness expressing a desire to merge/become that thing. I suspect you're subconciousness is trying to tell you you should be merging more with the part of yourself that is getting work done. Hence your other self sitting on the couch with his laptop.
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