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Set Flamethrowers to Full Blast [Sep. 13th, 2006|01:36 pm]
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Do you ever see a person on television who is belligerent and screaming and clawing and spitting and being subdued by like half a dozen police officers in riot gear and wonder exactly what motivates a person to behave in such a manner?

Ladies and gentlemens, I present to you the CUTE WAL MART TEXT MESSAGE PILLOWS



If you need me, I'll be crawling from the wreckage of my car, screaming, brandishing a broken-in-half whiskey bottle as a weapon.
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[User Picture]From: [info]ilovetequila
2006-09-13 05:51 pm (UTC)

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I refuse to believe that these are real. You photoshopped this. As long as I don't go into a Walmart and see them, I don't have to believe it.
[User Picture]From: [info]pinguino
2006-09-13 05:56 pm (UTC)

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*gouges eyes with a spork*
[User Picture]From: [info]featherspy
2006-09-13 06:01 pm (UTC)

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elOL rOfLlE u R soooOo haWt!!111
[User Picture]From: [info]okaypants
2006-09-13 06:02 pm (UTC)

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Suicided!

It is not even a good price.
[User Picture]From: [info]7ghent
2006-09-13 06:07 pm (UTC)

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HOLY CRAP ON A STICK.
[User Picture]From: [info]itto
2006-09-13 06:07 pm (UTC)

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shit man, i'll be right there with you, vomiting neon green chunks of fabric.
[User Picture]From: [info]rykos
2006-09-13 06:10 pm (UTC)

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This is a sick joke, man.
[User Picture]From: [info]chocotaku
2006-09-13 06:18 pm (UTC)

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Holy balls those are the worse pillows ever, beating out dolly parton anyday! XO Will girls be buying these pillows to fill in their empty, not getting txt msgs about going to parties, lives?
From: [info]initialr
2006-09-13 06:23 pm (UTC)

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Why do I see a new ironic hipster trend in the making?
[User Picture]From: [info]wakeupfrenzy
2006-09-13 06:53 pm (UTC)

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Already happened.
[User Picture]From: [info]davidjay247
2006-09-13 06:26 pm (UTC)

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Oh god, the humanity of it all!
[User Picture]From: [info]enerjak
2006-09-13 06:26 pm (UTC)

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....AOL ON A PILLOW!
YAY!
[User Picture]From: [info]rev_e
2006-09-13 06:31 pm (UTC)

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I've got this twitch brought about by the collapse of Western civillization which these pillows represent.
[User Picture]From: [info]yellowcardigan
2006-09-13 06:33 pm (UTC)

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Also available at Wal-Mart:

[User Picture]From: [info]anadamous
2006-09-13 06:34 pm (UTC)

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shock. horror.
the ground burns, millions die, i crush babies with my fists.
[User Picture]From: [info]frecklefaerie
2006-09-13 06:45 pm (UTC)

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They spelled n00b wrong.
[User Picture]From: [info]rspeed
2006-09-13 06:50 pm (UTC)

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Goddamn WalMart n00bz.
think 1996 - (Anonymous) Expand
[User Picture]From: [info]mercuryshade
2006-09-13 06:50 pm (UTC)

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with ROFL-BACK prices!
[User Picture]From: [info]applefaerie
2006-09-13 07:39 pm (UTC)

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you win the comment thread!

i seriously just bust a gut over that. thanks mystery man (woman?). my cat's currently licking my liver as it lays on my floor.
[User Picture]From: [info]beldar
2006-09-13 06:52 pm (UTC)

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Just when we thought Wal Mart couldn't get more evil
[User Picture]From: [info]flemco
2006-09-13 06:52 pm (UTC)

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I can actually think of an excellent use for those.



Smothering the elderly.
[User Picture]From: [info]shadowofsummer
2006-09-13 07:03 pm (UTC)

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But then who would greet the customers in WalMart?
[User Picture]From: [info]hate_song
2006-09-13 06:56 pm (UTC)

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Walmart was also the place that carried a shirt for prepubescent girls that read "cute.com*" on the front, without first checking to see if there was a cute.com.

There was and it, of course, was a porno site. (The site is now gone).

[User Picture]From: [info]jeffreyatw
2006-09-13 08:39 pm (UTC)

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How about the shirt?
[User Picture]From: [info]firmament
2006-09-13 06:56 pm (UTC)

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I NEED those pillows. And so does everyone else on my Xmas shopping list.
[User Picture]From: [info]laughing_lovers
2006-09-18 04:17 pm (UTC)

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I'm running out to buy one for my best friend. I know she'll love it. And when I say "love it", i actually mean "kill me for it". I'm excited.
[User Picture]From: [info]gdh
2006-09-13 06:59 pm (UTC)

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It is time to burn down the world.
[User Picture]From: [info]silentthomas
2006-09-13 07:00 pm (UTC)

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My brain hurts so badly because of this.

I wish the world were more like Bob the Angry Flower.

[User Picture]From: [info]neuralstate
2006-09-13 07:09 pm (UTC)

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1 W0Nd3r WH@ 9Ay l33t SP33K3r Th3Y uS3d aS A k0nsuLtAnt? 1'D L1K3 t0 Kn0W WH@ TH023 s3SS10ns W3R3 L1k3.

"W3 n33d t0 H1pp1fY tH323 p1LL0WS..."

To translate from retarded to english use this.
[User Picture]From: [info]matisanerd
2006-09-13 07:24 pm (UTC)

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just so you guys know... I saw the newbie, and she WAS cute! ^_^
[User Picture]From: [info]happymrlocust
2006-09-13 07:33 pm (UTC)

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My brain. My poor poor brain.
[User Picture]From: [info]_twilight_
2006-09-13 07:49 pm (UTC)

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There's no WTF pillow.
[User Picture]From: [info]shironiku
2006-09-13 08:22 pm (UTC)

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There needs to be a PWN3D pillow, for Xtreme Pillowfighting.

But first, there needs to be Xtreme Pillowfighting.
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