"it's" --> "its", 2nd paragraph.


I plan on deleting this in about 2 minutes out of embarrassment at being a grammar whore.

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YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN ALREADY! It's alright though, I'm one too. :D

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Thank you, we will forward this to the department that handles that sort of thing.

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Sorry. Can I delete it now? I do not want to trouble Topato or his editors.

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Oh I suppose!

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Also, "a basis" not "an basis" in P2

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also, it's "between you and me" not "between you and i."

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Actually, in the same vein-- "anytime" should be "any time". Same paragraph.

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Look guys Topato just wasn't really into this one at all.

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Eh, Sheriff Pony strikes me as a better speller anyway.

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Well get Sheriff Pony for The Case of Mars.

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You forgot an apos--ah, forget it.

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Man, space potatoes suck at grammar.

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Your Mom sucks at grammar!

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Um, yeah. My mom also says 'liberry' and 'somewheres'.

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Reading this made me very happy.

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curiosity strikes me... what does topato's voice sound like?

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Somehow I imagine a half-british (Upper, not cockney or other rubbish), and half-cute.

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I always imagined Topato's voice to be that of the guy who ran the hospital on Taris in the original knights of the old republic game.

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He has to sound like one of those voice actors who dub Japanese cartoons into English. Overemphatic with a slightly unnatural rhythm, because he's matching mouth movements in another language. And those paragraphs of long words really should be blurted out at super-speed, Speed Racer style.

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I always placed it as a cross between Stephen Fry, but faster, and Clint Eastwood without the gravel. - English, assured, young and pretentious.

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I imagine he talks superfast, and with a high-pitched voice, because of this.

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good question. if topato and sheriff pony's magical adventures were to be a saturday morning cartoon, who'd do the voiceovers for our favorite characters? how about winona ryder for paisley?

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I found this amusing.

Especially the column title.

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Be my human teacup (Y/N)??

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"At the time it was considered the most brilliant military moves of all time;"

I don't mean to pick holes in this or anything, but shouldn't this read "At the time it was considered to be one of the most brilliant military moves of all time;"? However, as is, this remains a hilarious passage :)

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Hey, you guys, Topato never claimed to be a great writer- oh wait.

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Topato turns folks inside out for a living. It's best not rag on his grammer.

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shouldn't there be a "to" somewhere in that last sentence?
PWNT

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Capital PWNT but no capital "S" at the beginning of your sentence? I rebuke you for the win, faceless internet sir or madam.

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Topato's words can't be held against him
He's not caught up in your law

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